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We Can't Fix Stupid, But We Can Rescue It Unisex t-shirt
We Can't Fix Stupid, But We Can Rescue It Unisex t-shirt
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First responders know the struggle—some calls just hit different! If you've ever had to save someone from their own questionable decisions, this hilarious tee is made for you. Perfect for paramedics, firefighters, EMTs, and rescue teams who see it all and keep coming back for more.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Bold & Hilarious – The truth hurts, but at least it’s funny!
✔️ Supports First Responders – A portion of proceeds goes to first responder mental health charities.
✔️ First Responder-Owned – Designed by someone who’s lived it.
✔️ Super Soft & Comfortable – Ideal for long shifts, lounging, or just surviving another crazy day.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Bold & Hilarious – The truth hurts, but at least it’s funny!
✔️ Supports First Responders – A portion of proceeds goes to first responder mental health charities.
✔️ First Responder-Owned – Designed by someone who’s lived it.
✔️ Super Soft & Comfortable – Ideal for long shifts, lounging, or just surviving another crazy day.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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